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'No!' said lawyer Dempster, in a loud, rasping, oratorical tone,
struggling against chronic huskiness, 'as long as my Maker grants me
power of voice and power of intellect, I will take every legal means to
resist the introduction of demoralizing, methodistical doctrine into
this parish; I will not supinely suffer an insult to be inflicted on
our venerable pastor, who has given us sound instruction for half a
century.'
It was very warm everywhere that evening, but especially in the bar
of the Red Lion at Milby, where Mr Dempster was seated mixing his third
glass of brandy-and-water. He was a tall and rather massive man, and
the front half of his large surface was so well dredged' with snuff,
that the cat, having inadvertently come near him, had been seized with
a severe fit of sneezing—an accident which, being cruelly
misunderstood, had caused her to be driven contumeliously from the bar.
Mr Dempster habitually held his chin tucked in, and his head hanging
forward, weighed down, perhaps, by a preponderant occiput and a bulging
forehead, between which his closely-clipped coronal surface lay like a
flat and new-mown table-land. The only other observable features were
puffy cheeks and a protruding yet lipless mouth. Of his nose I can only
say that it was snuffy; and as Mr Dempster was never caught in the act
of looking at anything in particular, it would have been difficult to
swear to the colour of his eyes.
'Well! I'll not stick at giving myself trouble to put down such
hypocritical cant,' said Mt Tomlinson, the rich miller. 'I know well
enough what your Sunday evening lectures are good for—for wenches to
meet their sweethearts, and brew mischief. There's work enough with the
servant-maids as it is—such as I never heard the like of in my
mother's time, and it's all along o' your schooling and newfangled
plans. Give me a servant as can nayther read nor write, I say, and
doesn't know the year o' the Lord as she was born in. I should like to
know what good those Sunday schools have done, now. Why, the boys used
to go a birds-nesting of a Sunday morning; and a capital thing too—
ask any farmer; and very pretty it was to see the strings o' heggs
hanging up in poor people's houses. You'll not see 'em nowhere now.'
'Pooh! ' said Mr Luke Byles, who piqued himself on his reading, and
was in the habit of asking casual acquaintances if they knew anything
of Hobbes; 'it is right enough that the lower orders should be
instructed. But this sectarianism within the Church ought to be put
down. In point of fact, these Evangelicals are not Churchmen at all;
they're no better than Presbyterians.'
'Presbyterians? what are they?' inquired Mr Tomlinson, who often
said his father had given him 'no eddication, and he didn't care who
knowed it; he could buy up most o' th' eddicated men he'd ever come
across.'
'The Presbyterians,' said Mr Dempster, in rather a louder tone than
before, holding that every appeal for information must naturally be
addressed to him, 'are a sect founded in the reign of Charles I, by a
man named John Presbyter, who hatched all the brood of Dissenting
vermin that crawl about in dirty alleys, and circumvent the lord of the
manor in order to get a few yards of ground for their pigeon-house
conventicles.'
'No, no, Dempster,' said Mr Luke Byles, 'you're out there.
Presbyterianism is derived from the word presbyter, meaning an elder.'
'Don't contradict me, sir! ' stormed Dempster. 'I say the word
presbyterian is derived from John Presbyter, a miserable fanatic who
wore a suit of leather, and went about from town to village, and from
village to hamlet, inoculating the vulgar with the asinine virus of
Dissent.'
'Come, Byles, that seems a deal more likely,' said Mr Tomlinson, in
a conciliatory tone, apparently of opinion that history was a process
of ingenious guessing.
'It's not a question of likelihood; it's a known fact. I could
fetch you my Encyclopaedia, and show it you this moment.'
'I don't care a straw, sir, either for you or your Encyclopaedia,'
said Mr Dempster; 'a farrago of false information, of which you picked
up an imperfect copy in a cargo of waste paper. Will you tell me, sir,
that I don't know the origin of Presbyterianism? I, sir, a man known
through the county, intrusted with the affairs of half a score
parishes; while you, sir, are ignored by the very fleas that infest the
miserable alley in which you were bred.'
A loud and general laugh, with 'You'd better let him alone Byles';
'You'll not get the better of Dempster in a hurry', drowned the retort
of the too well-informed Mr Byles, who, white with rage, rose and
walked out of the bar.
'A meddlesome, upstart, Jacobinical fellow, gentlemen', continued
Mr Dempster. 'I was determined to be rid of him. What does he mean by
thrusting himself into our company? A man with about as much principle
as he has property, which, to my knowledge, is considerably less than
none. An insolvent atheist, gentlemen. A deistical prater, fit to sit
in the chimneycorner of a pot-house, and make blasphemous comments on
the one greasy newspaper fingered by beer-swilling tinkers. I will not
suffer in my company a man who speaks lightly of religion. The
signature of a fellow like Byles would be a blot on our protest.'
'And how do you get on with your signatures?' said Mr Pilgrim, the
doctor, who had presented his large top-booted person within the bar
while Mr Dempster was speaking. Mr Pilgrim had just returned from one
of his long day's rounds among the farm-houses, in the course of which
he had sat down to two hearty meals that might have been mistaken for
dinners if he had not declared them to be 'snaps'; and as each snap had
been followed by a few glasses of 'mixture'; containing a less liberal
proportion of water than the articles he himself labelled with that
broadly generic name, he was in that condition which his groom
indicated with poetic ambiguity by saying that 'master had been in the
sunshine'. Under these circumstances, after a hard day, in which he had
really had no regular meal, it seemed a natural relaxation to step into
the bar of the Red Lion, where, as it was Saturday evening, he should
be sure to find Dempster, and hear the latest news about the protest
against the evening lecture.
'Have you hooked Ben Landor yet?' he continued, as he took two
chairs, one for his body, and the other for his right leg.
'No,' said Mr Budd, the churchwarden, shaking his head; 'Ben Landor
has a way of keeping himself neutral in everything, and he doesn't like
to oppose his father. Old Landor is a regular Tryanite. But we haven't
got your name yet, pilgrim.'
'Tut tut, Budd,' said Mr Dempster, sarcastically, 'you don't expect
Pilgrim to sign? He's got a dozen Tryanite livers under his treatment.
Nothing like cant and methodism for producing a superfluity of bile.'
'O, I thought, as Pratt had declared himself a Tryanite, we should
be sure to get Pilgrim on our side.'
Mr Pilgrim was not a man to sit quiet under a sarcasm, nature
having endowed him with a considerable share of self-defensive wit. In
his most sober moments he had an impediment in his speech, and as
copious gin-and-water stimulated not the speech but the impediment, he
had time to make his retort sufficiently bitter.
'Why, to tell you the truth, Budd,' he spluttered, 'there's a
report all over the town that Deb Traunter swears you shall take her
with you as one of the delegates, and they say there's to be a fine
crowd at your door the morning you start, to see the row. Knowing your
tenderness for that member of the fair sex, I thought you might find it
impossible to deny her. I hang back a little from signing on that
account, as Prendergast might not take the protest well if Deb Traunter
went with you.'
Mr Budd was a small, sleek-headed bachelor of five-and-forty, whose
scandalous life had long furnished his more moral neighbours with an
after-dinner joke. He had no other striking characteristic, except that
he was a currier of choleric temperament, so that you might wonder why
he had been chosen as clergyman's churchwarden, if I did not tell you
that he had recently been elected through Mr Dempster's exertions, in
order that his zeal against the threatened evening lecture might be
backed by the dignity of office.
'Come, come, Pilgrim,' said Mr Tomlinson, covering Mr Budd's
retreat, 'you know you like to wear the crier's coat,' green o' one
side and red o' the other. You've been to hear Tryan preach at
Paddiford Common—you know you have.'
'To be sure I have; and a capital sermon too. It's a pity you were
not there. It was addressed to those "void of understanding".'
'No, no, you'll never catch me there,' returned Mr Tomlinson, not
in the least stung: 'he preaches without book, they say, just like a
Dissenter. It must be a rambling sort of a concern.'
'That's not the worst,' said Mr Dempster; 'he preaches against good
works; sa,vs good works are not necessary to salvation—a sectarian,
antinomian, anabaptists doctrine. Tell a man he is not to he saved by
his works, and you open the flood-gates of all immorality. You see it
in all these canting innovators; they're all bad ones by the sly;
smooth-faced, drawling, hypocritical fellows, who pretend ginger isn't
hot in their mouths, and cry down all innocent pleasures; their hearts
are all the blacker for their sanctimonious outsides. Haven't we been
warned against those who make clean the outside of the cup and the
platter? There's this Tryan, now, he goes about praying with old women,
and singing with charity-children; but what has he really got his eye
on all the while? A domineering ambitious Jesuit, gentlemen; all he
wants is to get his foot far enough into the parish to step into
Crewe's shoes when the old gentleman dies. Depend upon it, whenever you
see a man pretending to be better than his neighbours, that man has
either some cunning end to serve, or his heart is rotten with spiritual
pride.'
As if to guarantee himself against this awful sin, Mr Dempster
seized his glass of brandy-and-water, and tossed off the contents with
even greater rapidity than usual.
'Have you fixed on your third delegate yet?' said Mr Pilgrim, whose
taste was for detail rather than for dissertation.
'That's the man,' answered Dempster, pointing to Mr Tomlinson. 'We
start for Elmstoke Rectory on Tuesday morning; so, if you mean to give
us your signature, you must make up your mind pretty quickly, Pilgrim.'
Mr Pilgrim did not in the least mean it, so he only said, 'I
shouldn't wonder if Tryan turns out too many for you, after all. He's
got a well-oiled tongue of his own, and has perhaps talked over
Prendergast into a determination to stand by him.'
'Ve-ry little fear of that,' said Dempster, in a confident tone.
'I'll soon bring him round. Tryan has got his match. I've plenty of
rods in pickle for Tryan.'
At this moment Boots entered the bar, and put a letter into the
lawyer's hands, saying, 'There's Trower's man just come into the yard
wi' a gig, sir, an' he's brought this here letter.'
Mr Dempster read the letter and said, 'Tell him to turn the gig.-
I'll be with him in a minute. Here, run to Gruby's and get this
snuff-box filled—quick! '
'Trower's worse, I suppose; eh, Dempster? Wants you to alter his
will, eh?' said Mr Pilgrim.
'Business—business—business—I don't know exactly what,'
answered the cautious Dempster, rising deliberately from his chair,
thrusting on his low-crowned hat, and walking with a slow but not
unsteady step out of the bar.
'I never see Dempster's equal; if I did I'll be shot,' said Mr
Tomlinson, looking after the lawyer admiringly. 'Why, he's drunk the
best part of a bottle o' brandy since here we've been sitting, and I'll
bet a guinea, when he's got to Trower's his head'll be as clear as
mine. He knows more about law when he's drunk than all the rest on 'em
when they're sober.'
'Ay, and other things too, besides law,' said Mr Budd. 'Did you
notice how he took up Byles about the Presbyterians? Bless your heart,
he knows everything, Dempster does. He studied very hard when he was a
young man.'
THE conversation just recorded is not, I am aware, remarkably
refined or witty; but if it had been, it could hardly have taken place
in Milby when Mr Dempster flourished there, and old Mr Crewe, the
curate, was yet alive.
More than a quarter of a century has slipped by since then, and in
the interval Milby has advanced at as rapid a pace as other
market-towns in her Majesty's dominions. By this time it has a handsome
railway station, where the drowsy London traveller may look out by the
brilliant gas-light and see perfectly sober papas and husbands
alighting with their leatherbags after transacting their day's
business at the county town. There is a resident rector, who appeals to
the consciences of his hearers with all the immense advantages of a
divine who keeps his own carriage; the church is enlarged by at least
five hundred sittings; and the grammar-school, conducted on reformed
principles, has its upper forms crowded with the genteel youth of
Milby. The gentlemen there fall into no other excess at dinner-parties
than the perfectly well-bred and virtuous excess of stupidity; and
though the ladies are still said sometimes to take too much upon
themselves, they are never known to take too much in any other way. The
conversation is sometimes quite literary, for there is a flourishing
book-club, and many of the younger ladies have carried their studies so
far as to have forgotten a little German. In short, Milby is now a
refined, moral, and enlightened town; no more resembling the Milby of
former days than the huge, long-skirted, drab great-coat that
embarrassed the ankles of our grandfathers resembled the light paletot
" in which we tread jauntily through the muddiest streets, or than the
bottle-nosed Britons, rejoicing over a tankard in the old sign of the
Two Travellers at Milby, resembled the severe-looking gentleman in
straps and high collars whom a modern artist has represented as sipping
the imaginary port of that well-known commercial house.
But pray, reader, dismiss from your mind all the refined and
fashionable ideas associated with this advanced state of things, and
transport your imagination to a time when Milby had no gas-lights; when
the mail drove up dusty or bespattered to the door of the Red Lion;
when old Mr Crewe, the curate, in a brown Brutus wig, delivered
inaudible sermons on a Sunday, and on a week-day imparted the education
of a gentleman—that is to say, an arduous inacquaintance with Latin
through the medium of the Eton Grammar—to three pupils in the upper
grammar-school.
If you had passed through Milby on the coach at that time, you
would have had no idea what important people lived there, and how very
high a sense of rank was prevalent among them. It was a dingy-looking
town, with a strong smell of tanning up one street and a great shaking
of hand-looms up another; and even in that focus of aristocracy,
Friar's Gate, the houses would not have seemed very imposing to the
hasty and superficial glance of a passenger. You might still less have
suspected that the figure in light fustian and large grey whiskers,
leaning against the grocer's door-post in High Street, was no less a
person than Mr Lowme, one of the most aristocratic men in Milby, said
to have been 'brought up a gentleman', and to have had the gay habits
accordant with that station, keeping his harriers and other expensive
animals. He was now quite an elderly Lothario, reduced to the most
economical sins; the prominent form of his gaiety being this of
lounging at Mr Gruby's door, embarrassing the servant-maids who came
for grocery, and talking scandal with the rare passers-by. Still, it
was generally understood that Mr Lowme belonged to the highest circle
of Milby society; his sons and daughters held up their heads very high
indeed; and in spite of his condescending way of chatting and drinking
with inferior people, he would himself have scorned any closer
identification with them. It must be admitted that he was of some
service to the town in this station at Mr Gruby's door, for he and Mr
Landor's Newfoundland dog, who stretched himself and gaped on the
opposite causeway, took something from the lifeless air that belonged
to the High Street on every day except Saturday.
Certainly, in spite of three assemblies and a charity ball in the
winter, the occasional advent of a ventriloquist, or a company of
itinerant players, some of whom were very highly thought of in London,
and the annual three-days' fair in June, Milby might be considered dull
by people of a hypochondriacal temperament; and perhaps this was one
reason why many of the middle-aged inhabitants, male and female, often
found it impossible to keep up their spirits without a very abundant
supply of stimulants. It is true there were several substantial men who
had a reputation for exceptional sobriety, so that Milby habits were
really not as bad as possible; and no one is warranted in saying that
old Mr Crewe's flock could not have been worse without any clergyman at
all.
The well-dressed parishioners generally were very regular
church-goers, and to the younger ladies and gentlemen I am inclined to
think that the Sunday morning service was the most exciting event of
the week; for few places could present a more brilliant show of
out-door toilettes than might be seen issuing from Milby church at one
o'clock. There were the four tall Miss Pittmans, old lawyer Pittman's
daughters, with cannon curls surmounted by large hats, and long,
drooping ostrich feathers of parrot green. There was Miss Phipps, with
a crimson bonnet, very much tilted up behind, and a cockade of stiff
feathers on the summit. There was Miss Landor, the belle of Milby, clad
regally in purple and ermine, with a plume of feathers neither drooping
nor erect, but maintaining a discreet medium. There were the three Miss
Tomlinsons, who imitated Miss Landor, and also wore ermine and
feathers; but their beauty was considered of a coarse order, and their
square forms were quite unsuited to the round tippet which fell with
such remarkable grace on Miss Landor's sloping shoulders. Looking at
this plumed procession of ladies, you would have formed rather a high
idea of Milby wealth; yet there was only one close carriage in the
place, and that was old Mr Landor's, the banker, who, I think, never
drove more than one horse. These sumptuously-attired ladies flashed
past the vulgar eye in one-horse chaises, by no means of a superior
build.
The young gentlemen, too, were not without their little Sunday
displays of costume, of a limited masculine kind. Mr Eustace Landor,
being nearly of age, had recently acquired a diamond ring, together
with the habit of rubbing his hand through his hair. He was tall and
dark, and thus had an advantage which Mr Alfred Phipps, who, like his
sister, was blond and stumpy, found it difficult to overtake, even by
the severest attention to shirt-studs, and the particular shade of
brown that was best relieved by gilt buttons.
The respect for the Sabbath, manifested in this attention to
costume, was unhappily counterbalanced by considerable levity of
behaviour during the prayers and sermon; for the young ladies and
gentlemen of Milby were of a very satirical turn, Miss Landor
especially being considered remarkably clever, and a terrible quiz; and
the large congregation necessarily containing many persons inferior in
dress and demeanour to the distinguished aristocratic minority, divine
service offered irresistible temptations to joking, through the medium
of telegraphic communications from the galleries to the aisles and
back again. I remember blushing very much, and thinking Miss Landor
was laughing at me, because I was appearing in coattails for the first
time, when I saw her look down slyly towards where I sat, and then turn
with a titter to handsome Mr Bob Lowme, who had such beautiful whiskers
meeting under his chin. But perhaps she was not thinking of me, after
all; for our pew was near the pulpit, and there was almost always
something funny about old Mr Crewe. His brown wig was hardly ever put
on quite right, and he had a way of raising his voice for three or four
words, and lowering it again to a mumble, so that we could scarcely
make out a word he said; though, as my mother observed, that was of no
consequence in the prayers, since every one had a prayer-book; and as
for the sermon, she continued with some causticity, we all of us heard
more of it than we could remember when we got home.
This youthful generation was not particularly literary. The young
ladies who frizzed their hair, and gathered it all into large
barricades in front of their heads, leaving their occipital region
exposed without ornament, as if that, being a back view, was of no
consequence, dreamed as little that their daughters would read a
selection of German poetry, and be able to express an admiration for
Schiller, as that they would turn all their hair the other way—that
instead of threatening us with barricades in front, they would be most
killing in retreat, And, like the Parthian, wound us as they fly. Those
charming well-frizzed ladies spoke French indeed with considerable
facility, unshackled by any timid regard to idiom, and were in the
habit of conducting conversations in that language in the presence of
their less instructed elders; for according to the standard of those
backward days, their education had been very lavish, such young ladies
as Miss Landor, Miss Phipps, and the Miss Pittmans, having been
'finished' at distant and expensive schools.
Old lawyer Pittman had once been a very important person indeed,
having in his earlier days managed the affairs of several gentlemen in
those parts, who had subsequently been obliged to sell everything and
leave the country, in which crisis Mr Pittman accommodatingly stepped
in as a purchaser of their estates, taking on himself the risk and
trouble of a more leisurely sale; which, however, happened to turn out
very much to his advantage. Such opportunities occur quite unexpectedly
in the way of business. But I think Mr Pittman must have been unlucky
in his later speculations, for now, in his old age, he had not the
reputation of being very rich; and though he rode slowly to his office
in Milby every morning on an old white hackney, he had to resign the
chief profits, as well as the active business of the firm, to his
younger partner, Dempster. No one in Milby considered old Pittman a
virtuous man, and the elder townspeople were not at all backward in
narrating the least advantageous portions of his biography in a very
round unvarnished manner. Yet I could never observe that they trusted
him any the less, or liked him any the worse. Indeed, Pittman and
Dempster were the popular lawyers of Milby and its neighbourhood, and
Mr Benjamin Landor, whom no one had anything particular to say against,
had a very meagre business in comparison. Hardly a landholder, hardly a
farmer, hardly a parish within ten miles of Milby, whose affairs were
not under the legal guardianship of Pittman and Dempster; and I think
the clients were proud of their lawyers' unscrupulousness, as the
patrons of the fancy's are proud of their champion's 'condition'. It
was not, to be sure, the thing for ordinary life, but it was the thing
to be bet on in a lawyer. Dempster's talent in 'bringing through' a
client was a very common topic of conversation with the farmers, over
an incidental glass of grog at the Red Lion. 'He's a long-headed
feller, Dempster; why, it shows yer what a headpiece Dempster has, as
he can drink a bottle o' brandy at a sittin', an' yit see further
through a stone wall when he's done, than other folks 'll see through a
glass winder.' Even Mr Jerome, chief member of the congregation at
Salem Chapel, an elderly man of very strict life, was one of Dempster's
clients, and had quite an exceptional indulgence for his attorney's
foibles, perhaps attributing them to the inevitable incompatibility of
law and gospel.
The standard of morality at Milby, you perceive, was not
inconveniently high in those good old times, and an ingenuous vice or
two was what every man expected of his neighbour. Old Mr Crewe, the
curate, for example, was allowed to enjoy his avarice in comfort,
without fear of sarcastic parish demagogues; and his flock liked him
all the better for having scraped together a large fortune out of his
school and curacy, and the proceeds of the three thousand pounds he had
with his little deaf wife. It was clear he must be a learned man, for
he had once had a large private school in connection with the
grammar-school, and had even numbered a young nobleman or two among his
pupils. The fact that he read nothing at all now, and that his mind
seemed absorbed in the commonest matters, was doubtless due to his
having exhausted the resources of erudition earlier in life. It is true
he was not spoken of in terms of high respect, and old Crewe's stingy
housekeeping was a frequent subject of jesting; but this was a good
old-fashioned characteristic in a parson who had been part of Milby
life for half a century: it was like the dents and disfigurements in an
old family tankard, which no one would like to part with for a smart
new piece of plate fresh from Birmingham. The parishioners saw no
reason at all why it should be desirable to venerate the parson or any
one else: they were much more comfortable to look down a little on
their fellow-creatures.
Even the Dissent in Milby was then of a lax and indifferent kind.
The doctrine of adult baptism, struggling under a heavy load of debt,
had let off half its chapel area as a ribbon-shop; and Methodism was
only to be detected, as you detect curious larvae, by diligent search
in dirty corners. The Independents were the only Dissenters of whose
existence Milby gentility was at all conscious, and it had a vague idea
that the salient points of their creed were prayer without book, red
brick, and hypocrisy. The Independent chapel, known as Salem, stood red
and conspicuous in a broad street; more than one pew-holder kept a
brass-bound gig; and Mr Jerome, a retired corn-factor, and the most
eminent member of the congregation, was one of the richest men in the
parish. But in spite of this apparent prosperity, together with the
usual amount of extemporaneous preaching mitigated by furtive notes,
Salem belied its name, and was not always the abode of peace. For some
reason or other, it was unfortunate in the choice of its ministers. The
Rev. Mr Horner, elected with brilliant hopes, was discovered to be
given to tippling and quarrelling with his wife; the Rev. Mr Rose's
doctrine was a little too 'high', verging on antinomianism; the Rev. Mr
Stickney's gift as a preacher was found to be less striking on a more
extended acquaintance; and the Rev. Mr Smith, a distinguished minister
much sought after in the iron districts, with a talent for poetry,
became objectionable from an inclination to exchange verses with the
young ladies of his congregation. It was reasonably argued that such
verses as Mr Smith's must take a long time for their composition, and
the habit alluded to might intrench seriously on his pastoral duties.
These reverend gentlemen, one and all, gave it as their opinion that
the Salem church members were among the least enlightened of the Lord's
people, and that Milby was a low place, where they would have found it
a severe lot to have their lines fall for any long period; though to
see the smart and crowded congregation assembled on occasion of the
annual charity sermon, any one might have supposed that the minister of
Salem had rather a brilliant position in the ranks of Dissent. Several
Church families used to attend on that occasion, for Milby, in those
uninstructed days, had not yet heard that the schismatic ministers of
Salem were obviously typified by Korah, Dathan, and Abiram; and many
Church people there were of opinion that Dissent might be a weakness,
but, after all, had no great harm in it. These lax Episcopalians were,
I believe, chiefly tradespeople, who held that, inasmuch as
Congregationalism consumed candles, it ought to be supported, and
accordingly made a point of presenting themselves at Salem for the
afternoon charity sermon, with the expectation of being asked to hold a
plate. Mr Pilgrim, too, was always there with his half-sovereign; for
as there was no Dissenting doctor in Milby, Mr Pilgrim looked with
great tolerance on all shades of religious opinion that did not include
a belief in cures by miracle.
On this point he had the concurrence of Mr Pratt, the only other
medical man of the same standing in Milby. Otherwise, it was remarkable
how strongly these two clever men were contrasted. Pratt was
middle-sized, insinuating, and silvery-voiced; Pilgrim was tall, heavy,
rough-mannered, and spluttering. Both were considered to have great
powers of conversation, but Pratt's anecdotes were of the fine old
crusted quality to be procured only of Joe Miller; Pilgrim's had the
full fruity flavour of the most recent scandal. Pratt elegantly
referred all diseases to debility, and, with a proper contempt for
symptomatic treatment, went to the root of the matter with port-wine
and bark; Pilgrim was persuaded that the evil principle in the human
system was plethora, and he made war against it with cupping,
blistering, and cathartics. They had both been long established in
Milby, and as each had a sufficient practice, there was no very
malignant rivalry between them; on the contrary, they had that sort of
friendly contempt for each other which is always conducive to a good
understanding between professional men; and when any new surgeon
attempted, in an ill-advised hour, to settle himself in the town, it
was strikingly demonstrated how slight and trivial are theoretic
differences compared with the broad basis of common human feeling.
There was the most perfect unanimity between Pratt and Pilgrim in the
determination to drive away the obnoxious and too probably unqualified
intruder as soon as possible. Whether the first wonderful cure he
effected was on a patient of Pratt's or of Pilgrim's, one was as ready
as the other to pull the interloper by the nose, and both alike
directed their remarkable powers of conversation towards making the
town too hot for him. But by their respective patients these two
distinguished men were pitted against each other with great virulence.
Mrs Lowme could not conceal her amazement that Mrs Phipps should trust
her life in the hands of Pratt, who let her feed herself up to that
degree, it was really shocking to hear how short her breath was; and
Mrs Phipps had no patience with Mrs Lowme, living, as she did, on tea
and broth, and looking as yellow as any crowflower, and yet letting
Pilgrim bleed and blister her and give her lowering medicine till her
clothes hung on her like a scarecrow's. On the whole, perhaps, Mr
Pilgrim's reputation was at the higher pitch, and when any lady under
Mr Pratt's care was doing ill, she was half disposed to think that a
little more active treatment' might suit her better. But without very
definite provocation no one would take so serious a step as to part
with the family doctor, for in those remote days there were few
varieties of human hatred more formidable than the medical. The
doctor's estimate, even of a confiding patient, was apt to rise and
fall with the entries in the day-book; and I have known Mr Pilgrim
discover the most unexpected virtues in a patient seized with a
promising illness. At such times you might have been glad to perceive
that there were some of Mr Pilgrim's fellow-creatures of whom he
entertained a high opinion, and that he was liable to the amiable
weakness of a too admiring estimate. A good inflammation fired his
enthusiasm, and a lingering dropsy dissolved him into charity.
Doubtless this crescendo of benevolence was partly due to feelings not
at all represented by the entries in the day-book; for in Mr Pilgrim's
heart, too, there was a latent store of tenderness and pity which
flowed forth at the sight of suffering. Gradually, however, as his
patients became convalescent, his view of their characters became more
dispassionate; when they could relish mutton-chops, he began to admit
that they had foibles, and by the time they had swallowed their last
dose of tonic, he was alive to their most inexcusable faults. After
this, the thermometer of his regard rested at the moderate point of
friendly backbiting, which sufficed to make him agreeable in his
morning visits to the amiable and worthy persons who were yet far from
convalescent.
Pratt's patients were profoundly uninteresting to Pilgrim: their
very diseases were despicable, and he would hardly have thought their
bodies worth dissecting. But of all Pratt's patients, Mr Jerome was the
one on whom Mr Pilgrim heaped the most unmitigated contempt. In spite
of the surgeon's wise tolerance, Dissent became odious to him in the
person of Mr Jerome. Perhaps it was because that old gentleman, being
rich, and having very large yearly bills for medical attendance on
himself and his wife, nevertheless employed Pratt—neglected all the
advantages of 'active treatment', and paid away his money without
getting his system lowered. On any other ground it is hard to explain a
feeling of hostility to Mr Jerome, who was an excellent old gentleman,
expressing a great deal of goodwill towards his neighbours, not only in
imperfect English, but in loans of money to the ostensibly rich, and in
sacks of potatoes to the obviously poor.
Assuredly Milby had that salt of goodness which keeps the world
together, in greater abundance than was visible on the surface:
innocent babes were born there, sweetening their parents' hearts with
simple joys; men and women withering in disappointed worldliness, or
bloated with sensual ease, had better moments in which they pressed the
hand of suffering with sympathy, and were moved to deeds of neighbourly
kindness. In church and in chapel there were honest-hearted worshippers
who strove to keep a conscience void of offence; and even up the
dimmest alleys you might have found here and there a Wesleyan to whom
Methodism was the vehicle of peace on earth and goodwill to men. To a
superficial glance, Milby was nothing but dreary prose: a dingy town,
surrounded by flat fields, lopped elms, and sprawling manufacturing
villages, which crept on and on with their weaving-shops, till they
threatened to graft themselves on the town. But the sweet spring came
to Milby notwithstanding: the elm-tops were red with buds; the
churchyard was starred with daisies; the lark showered his love-music
on the flat fields; the rainbows hung over the dingy town, clothing the
very roofs and chimneys in a strange transfiguring beauty. And so it
was with the human life there, which at first seemed a dismal mixture
of griping worldliness, vanity, ostrich feathers, and the fumes of
brandy: looking closer, you found some purity, gentleness, and
unselfishness, as you may have observed a scented geranium giving forth
its wholesome odours amidst blasphemy and gin in a noisy pot-house.
Little deaf Mrs Crewe would often carry half her own spare dinner to
the sick and hungry; Miss Phipps, with her cockade of red feathers, had
a filial heart, and lighted her father's pipe with a pleasant smile;
and there were grey-haired men in drab gaiters, not at all noticeable
as you passed them in the street, whose integrity had been the basis of
their rich neighbour's wealth.
Such as the place was, the people there were entirely contented
with it. They fancied life must be but a dull affair for that large
portion of mankind who were necessarily shut out from an acquaintance
with Milby families, and that it must be an advantage to London and
Liverpool that Milby gentlemen occasionally visited those places on
business. But the inhabitants became more intensely conscious of the
value they set upon all their advantages, when innovation made its
appearance in the person of the Rev. Mr Tryan, the new curate, at the
chapel-of-ease on Paddiford Common. It was soon notorious in Milby that
Mr Tryan held peculiar opinions; that he preached extempore; that he
was founding a religious lending library in his remote corner of the
parish; that he expounded the Scriptures in cottages; and that his
preaching was attracting the Dissenters, and filling the very aisles of
his church. The rumour sprang up that Evangelicalism had invaded Milby
parish—a murrain or blight all the more terrible, because its nature
was but dimly conjectured. Perhaps Milby was one of the last spots to
be reached by the wave of a new movement and it was only now, when the
tide was just on the turn, that the limpets there got a sprinkling. Mr
Tryan was the first Evangelical clergyman who had risen above the Milby
horizon: hitherto that obnoxious adjective had been unknown to the
townspeople of any gentility; and there were even many Dissenters who
considered 'evangelical' simply a sort of baptismal name to the
magazine which circulated among the congregation of Salem Chapel. But
now, at length, the disease had been imported, when the parishioners
were expecting it as little as the innocent Red Indians expected
smallpox. As long as Mr Tryan's hearers were confined to Paddiford
Common—which, by the by, was hardly recognizable as a common at all,
but was a dismal district where you heard the rattle of the handloom,
and breathed the smoke of coal-pits—the 'canting parson' could be
treated as a joke. Not so when a number of single ladies in the town
appeared to be infected, and even one or two men of substantial
property, with old Mr Landor, the banker, at their head, seemed to be
'giving in' to the new movement—when Mr Tryan was known to be well
received in several good houses, where he was in the habit of finishing
the evening with exhortation and prayer. Evangelicalism was no longer a
nuisance existing merely in by-corners, which any well-clad person
could avoid; it was invading the very drawing-rooms, mingling itself
with the comfortable fumes of port-wine and brandy, threatening to
deaden with its murky breath all the splendour of the ostrich feathers,
and to stifle Milby ingenuousness, not pretending to be better than
its neighbours, with a cloud of cant and lugubrious hypocrisy. The
alarm reached its climax when it was reported that Mr Tryan was
endeavouring to obtain authority from Mr Prendergast, the non-resident
rector, to establish a Sunday evening lecture in the parish church, on
the ground that old Mr Crewe did not preach the Gospel.
It now first appeared how surprisingly high a value Milby in
general set on the ministrations of Mr Crewe; how convinced it was that
Mr Crewe was the model of a parish priest, and his sermons the soundest
and most edifying that had ever remained unheard by a church-going
population. All allusions to his brown wig were suppressed, and by a
rhetorical figure his name was associated with venerable grey hairs;
the attempted intrusion of Mr Tryan was an insult to a man deep in
years and learning; moreover, it was an insolent effort to thrust
himself forward in a parish where he was clearly distasteful to the
superior portion of its inhabitants. The town was divided into two
zealous parties, the Tryanites and anti-Tryanites; and by the exertions
of the eloquent Dempster, the anti-Tryanite virulence was soon
developed into an organized opposition. A protest against the meditated
evening lecture was framed by that orthodox attorney, and, after being
numerously signed, was to be carried to Mr Prendergast by three
delegates representing the intellect, morality, and wealth of Milby.
The intellect, you perceive, was to be personified in Mr Dempster, the
morality in Mr Budd, and the wealth in Mr Tomlinson; and the
distinguished triad was to set out on its great mission, as we have
seen, on the third day from that warm Saturday evening when the
conversation recorded in the previous chapter took place in the bar of
the Red Lion.
IT was quite as warm on the following Thursday evening, when Mr
Dempster and his colleagues were to return from their mission to
Elmstoke Rectory; but it was much pleasanter in Mrs Linnet's parlour
than in the bar of the Red Lion. Through the open window came the
scent of mignonette and honeysuckle; the grass-plot in front of the
house was shaded by a little plantation of Gueldres roses, syringas,
and laburnums; the noise of looms and carts and unmelodious voices
reached the ear simply as an agreeable murmur, for Mrs Linnet's house
was situated quite on the outskirts of Paddiford Common; and the only
sound likely to disturb the serenity of the feminine party assembled
there, was the occasional buzz of intrusive wasps, apparently mistaking
each lady's head for a sugar-basin. No sugar-basin was visible in Mrs
Linnet's parlour, for the time of tea was not yet, and the round table
was littered with books which the ladies were covering with black
canvass as a reinforcement of the new Paddiford Lending Library. Miss
Linnet, whose manuscript was the neatest type of zigzag, was seated at
a small table apart, writing on green paper tickets, which were to be
pasted on the covers. Miss Linnet had other accomplishments besides
that of a neat manuscript, and an index to some of them might be found
in the ornaments of the room. She had always combined a love of serious
and poetical reading with her skill in fancy-work, and the neatly-bound
copies of Dryden's Virgil, Hannah More's Sacred Dramas, Falconer's
Shipwreck, Mason On Self-Knowledge, Rasselas, and Burke On the Sublime
and Beautiful, which were the chief ornaments of the bookcase, were all
inscribed with her name, and had been bought with her pocket-money when
she was in her teens. It must have been at least fifteen years since
the latest of those purchases, but Miss Linnet's skill in fancy-work
appeared to have gone through more numerous phases than her literary
taste; for the japanned boxes, the alum and sealing-wax baskets, the
fan-dolls, the 'transferred' landscapes on the fire-screens, and the
recent bouquets of wax-flowers, showed a disparity in freshness which
made them referable to widely different periods. Wax-flowers presuppose
delicate fingers and robust patience, but there are still many points
of mind and person which they leave vague and problematic; so I must
tell you that Miss Linnet had dark ringlets, a sallow complexion, and
an amiable disposition. As to her features, there was not much to
criticize in them, for she had little nose, less lip, and no eyebrow;
and as to her intellect, her friend Mrs Pettifer often said: 'She
didn't know a more sensible person to talk to than Mary Linnet. There
was no one she liked better to come and take a quiet cup of tea with
her, and read a little of Klopstock's Messiah. Mary Linnet had often
told her a great deal of her mind when they were sitting together: she
said there were many things to bear in every condition of life, and
nothing should induce her to marry without a prospect of happiness.
Once, when Mrs Pettifer admired her wax-flowers, she said, "Ah, Mrs
Pettifer, think of the beauties of nature!" She always spoke very
prettily, did Mary Linnet; very different, indeed, from Rebecca.'
Miss Rebecca Linnet, indeed, was not a general favourite. While
most people thought it a pity that a sensible woman like Mary had not
found a good husband—and even her female friends said nothing more
ill-natured of her, than that her face was like a piece of putty with
two Scotch pebbles stuck in it—Rebecca was always spoken of
sarcastically, and it was a customary kind of banter with young ladies
to recommend her as a wife to any gentleman they happened to be
flirting with—her fat, her finery, and her thick ankles sufficing to
give piquancy to the joke, notwithstanding the absence of novelty. Miss
Rebecca, however, possessed the accomplishment of music, and her
singing of 'Oh no, we never mention her', and 'The Soldier's Tear', was
so desirable an accession to the pleasures of a tea-party that no one
cared to offend her, especially as Rebecca had a high spirit of her
own, and in spite of her expansively rounded contour, had a
particularly sharp tongue. Her reading had been more extensive than her
sister's, embracing most of the fiction in Mr Procter's circulating
library, and nothing but an acquaintance with the course of her studies
could afford a clue to the rapid transitions in her dress, which were
suggested by the style of beauty, whether sentimental, sprightly, or
severe, possessed by the heroine of the three volumes actually in
perusal. A piece of lace, which drooped round the edge of her white
bonnet one week, had been rejected by the next; and her cheeks, which,
on Whitsunday, loomed through a Turnerian haze of network, were, on
Trinity Sunday, seen reposing in distinct red outline on her shelving
bust, like the sun on a fog-bank. The black velvet, meeting with a
crystal clasp, which one evening encircled her head, had on another
descended to her neck, and on a third to her waist, suggesting to an
active imagination either a magical contraction of the ornament, or a
fearful ratio of expansion in Miss Rebecca's person. With this constant
application of art to dress, she could have had little time for
fancy-work, even if she had not been destitute of her sister's taste
for that delightful and truly feminine occupation. And here, at least,
you perceive the justice of the Milby opinion as to the relative
suitability of the two Miss Linnets for matrimony. When a man is happy
enough to win the affections of a sweet girl, who can soothe his cares
with crochet, and respond to all his most cherished ideas with beaded
urn-rugs and chair-covers in German wool, he has, at least, a guarantee
of domestic comfort, whatever trials may await him out of doors. What a
resource it is under fatigue and irritation to have your drawing-room
well supplied with small mats, which would always be ready if you ever
wanted to set anything on them! And what styptic for a bleeding heart
can equal copious squares of crochet, which are useful for slipping
down the moment you touch them? How our fathers managed without crochet
is the wonder; but I believe some small and feeble substitute existed
in their time under the name of 'tatting'. Rebecca Linnet, however, had
neglected tatting as well as other forms of fancy-work. At school, to
be sure, she had spent a great deal of time in acquiring
flower-painting, according to the ingenious method then fashionable, of
applying the shapes of leaves and flowers cut out in cardboard, and
scrubbing a brush over the surface thus conveniently marked out; but
even the spill-cases and hand-screens which were her last half-year's
performances in that way were not considered eminently successful, and
had long been consigned to the retirement of the best bedroom. Thus
there was a good deal of family unlikeness between Rebecca and her
sister, and I am afraid there was also a little family dislike; but
Mary's disapproval had usually been kept imprisoned behind her thin
lips, for Rebecca was not only of a headstrong disposition, but was her
mother's pet; the old lady being herself stout, and preferring a more
showy style of cap than she could prevail on her daughter Mary to make
up for her.
But I have been describing Miss Rebecca as she was in former days
only, for her appearance this evening. as she sits pasting on the green
tickets, is in striking contrast with what it was three or four months
ago. Her plain grey gingham dress and plain white collar could never
have belonged to her ward-robe before that date; and though she is not
reduced in size, and her brown hair will do nothing but hang in crisp
ringlets down her large cheeks, there is a change in her air and
expression which seems to shed a softened light over her person, and
make her look like a peony in the shade, instead of the same flower
flaunting in a parterre in the hot sunlight.
No one could deny that Evangelicalism had wrought a change for the
better in Rebecca Linnet's person—not even Miss Pratt, the thin stiff
lady in spectacles, seated opposite to her, who always had a peculiar
repulsion for 'females with a gross habit of body'. Miss Pratt was an
old maid; but that is a no more definite description than if I had said
she was in the autumn of life. Was it autumn when the orchards are
fragrant with apples, or autumn when the oaks are brown, or autumn when
the last yellow leaves are fluttering in the chill breeze? The young
ladies in Milby would have told you that the Miss Linnets were old
maids; but the Miss Linnets were to Miss Pratt what the apple-scented
September is to the bare, nipping days of late November. The Miss
Linnets were in that temperate zone of old-maidism, when a woman will
not say but that if a man of suitable years and character were to offer
himself, she might be induced to tread the remainder of life's vale in
company with him; Miss Pratt was in that arctic region where a woman is
confident that at no time of life would she have consented to give up
her liberty, and that she has never seen the man whom she would engage
to honour and obey. If the Miss Linnets were old maids, they were old
maids with natural ringlets and embonpoint, not to say obesity; Miss
Pratt was an old maid with a cap, a braided 'front', a backbone and
appendages. Miss Pratt was the one blue-stocking of Milby, possessing,
she said, no less than five hundred volumes, competent, as her brother
the doctor often observed, to conduct a conversation on any topic
whatever, and occasionally dabbling a little in authorship, though it
was understood that she had never put forth the full powers of her
mind in print. Her 'Letters to a Young Man on his Entrance into Life',
and 'De Courcy, or the Rash Promise, a Tale for Youth', were mere
trifles which she had been induced to publish because they were
calculated for popular utility, but they were nothing to what she had
for years had by her in manuscript. Her latest production had been Six
Stanzas, addressed to the Rev. Edgar Tryan, printed on glazed paper
with a neat border, and beginning, 'Forward, young wrestler for the
truth! '
Miss Pratt having kept her brother's house during his long
widowhood, his daughter, Miss Eliza, had had the advantage of being
educated by her aunt, and thus of imbibing a very strong antipathy to
all that remarkable woman's tastes and opinions. The silent handsome
girl of two-and-twenty, who is covering the Memoirs of Felix Neff is
Miss Eliza Pratt; and the small elderly lady in dowdy clothing, who is
also working diligently, is Mrs Pettifer, a superior-minded widow, much
valued in Milby, being such a very respectable person to have in the
house in case of illness, and of quite too good a family to receive any
money-payment—you could always send her garden-stuff that would make
her ample amends. Miss Pratt has enough to do in commenting on the heap
of volumes before her, feeling it a responsibility entailed on her by
her great powers of mind to leave nothing without the advantage of her
opinion. Whatever was good must be sprinkled with the chrism of her
approval; whatever was evil must be blighted by her condemnation.
'Upon my word,' she said, in a deliberate high voice, as if she
were dictating to an amanuensis, 'it is a most admirable selection of
works for popular reading, this that our excellent Mr Tryan has made. I
do not know whether, if the task had been confided to me, I could have
made a selection, combining in a higher degree religious instruction
and edification with a due admixture of the purer species of amusement.
This story of Father Clement is a library in itself on the errors of
Romanism. I have ever considered fiction a suitable form for conveying
moral and religious instruction, as I have shown in my little work "De
Courcy". which, as a very clever writer in the Crompton Argus said at
the time of its appearance, is the light vehicle of a weighty moral.'
'One 'ud think,' said Mrs Linnet, who also had her spectacles on,
but chiefly for the purpose of seeing what the others were doing,
'there didn't want much to drive people away from a religion as makes
'em walk barefoot over stone floors, like that girl in Father Clement—
sending the blood up to the head frightful. Anybody might see that was
an unnat'ral creed.'
'Yes,' said Miss Pratt, 'but asceticism is not the root of the
error, as Mr Tryan was telling us the other evening—it is the denial
of the great doctrine of justification by faith. Much as I had
reflected on all subjects in the course of my life, I am indebted to Mr
Tryan for opening my eyes to the full importance of that cardinal
doctrine of the Reformation. From a child I had a deep sense of
religion, but in my early days the Gospel light was obscured in the
English Church, notwithstanding the possession of our incomparable
Liturgy, than which I know no human composition more faultless and
sublime. As I tell Eliza I was not blest as she is at the age of
two-and-twenty, in knowing a clergyman who unites all that is great and
admirable in intellect with the highest spiritual gifts. I am no
contemptible judge of a man's acquirements, and I assure you I have
tested Mr Tryan's by questions which are a pretty severe touchstone. It
is true, I sometimes carry him a little beyond the depth of the other
listeners. Profound learning,' continued Miss Pratt, shutting her
spectacles, and tapping them on the book before her, 'has not many to
estimate it in Milby.'
'Miss Pratt,' said Rebecca, 'will you please give me Scott's Force
of Truth? There—that small book lying against the Life of Legh
Richmond.'
'That's a book I'm very fond of—the Life of Legh Richmond,' said
Mrs Linnet. 'He found out all about that woman at Tutbury as pretended
to live without eating. Stuff and nonsense! '
Mrs Linnet had become a reader of religious books since Mr Tryan's
advent, and as she was in the habit of confining her perusal to the
purely secular portions, which bore a very small proportion to the
whole, she could make rapid progress through a large number of volumes.
On taking up the biography of a celebrated preacher, she immediately
turned to the end to see what disease he died of; and if his legs
swelled, as her own occasionally did, she felt a stronger interest in
ascertaining any earlier facts in the history of the dropsical divine—
whether he had ever fallen off a stage-coach, whether he had married
more than one wife, and, in general, any adventures or repartees
recorded of him previous to the epoch of his conversion. She then
glanced over the letters and diary, and wherever there was a
predominance of Zion, the River of Life, and notes of exclamation, she
turned over to the next page; but any passage in which she saw such
promising nouns as 'small-pox', 'pony', or 'boots and shoes', at once
arrested her.
'It is half-past six now,' said Miss Linnet, looking at her watch
as the servant appeared with the tea-tray. 'I suppose the delegates are
come back by this time. If Mr Tryan had not so kindly promised to call
and let us know, I should hardly rest without walking to Milby myself
to know what answer they have brought back. It is a great privilege for
us, Mr Tryan living at Mrs Wagstaff's, for he is often able to take us
on his way backwards and forwards into the town.'
'I wonder if there's another man in the world who has been brought
up as Mr Tryan has, that would choose to live in those small close
rooms on the common, among heaps of dirty cottages, for the sake of
being near the poor people,' said Mrs Pettifer. 'I'm afraid he hurts
his health by it; he looks to me far from strong.'
'Ah,' said Miss Pratt, 'I understand he is of a highly respectable
family indeed, in Huntingdonshire. I heard him myself speak of his
father's carriage—quite incidentally, you know—and Eliza tells me
what very fine cambric handkerchiefs he uses. My eyes are not good
enough to see such things, but I know what breeding is as well as most
people, and it is easy to see that Mr Tryan is quite comme il faw, to
use a French expression.'
'I should like to tell him better nor use fine cambric i' this
place, where there's such washing, it's a shame to be seen,' said Mrs
Linnet; 'he'll get 'em tore to pieces. Good lawn 'ud be far better. I
saw what a colour his linen looked at the sacrament last Sunday. Mary's
making him a black silk case to hold his bands, but I told her she'd
more need wash 'em for him.'
'O mother!' said Rebecca, with solemn severity, 'pray don't think
of pocket-handkerchiefs and linen, when we are talking of such a man.
And at this moment, too, when he is perhaps having to bear a heavy
blow. We don't know but wickedness may have triumphed, and Mr
Prendergast may have consented to forbid the lecture. There have been
dispensations quite as mysterious, and Satan is evidently putting forth
all his strength to resist the entrance of the Gospel into Milby
Church.'
'You niver spoke a truer word than that, my dear,' said Mrs Linnet,
who accepted all religious phrases, but was extremely rationalistic in
her interpretation; 'for if iver Old Harry appeared in a human form,
it's that Dempster. It was all through him as we got cheated out o'
Pye's Croft, making out as the title wasn't good. Such lawyer's
villany! As if paying good money wasn't title enough to anything. If
your father as is dead and gone had been worthy to know it! But he'll
have a fall some day, Dempster will. Mark my words.'
'Ah, out of his carriage, you mean,' said Miss Pratt, who, in the
movement occasioned by the clearing of the table, had lost the first
part of Mrs Linnet's speech. 'It certainly is alarming to see him
driving home from Rotherby, flogging his galloping horse like a madman.
My brother has often said he expected every Thursday evening to be
called in to set some of Dempster's bones; but I suppose he may drop
that expectation now, for we are given to understand from good
authority that he has forbidden his wife to call my brother in again
either to herself or her mother. He swears no Tryanite doctor shall
attend his family. I have reason to believe that Pilgrim was called in
to Mrs Dempster's mother the other day.'
'Poor Mrs Raynor! she's glad to do anything for the sake of peace
and quietness,' said Mrs Pettifer; 'but it's no trifle at her time of
life to part with a doctor who knows her constitution.'
'What trouble that poor woman has to bear in her old age! ' said
Mary Linnet, 'to see her daughter leading such a life!—an only
daughter, too, that she doats on.'
'Yes, indeed,' said Miss Pratt. 'We, of course, know more about it
than most people, my brother having attended the family so many years.
For my part, I never thought well of the marriage; and I endeavoured to
dissuade my brother when
'Pride or no pride,' said Mrs Pettifer, 'I shall always stand up
for Janet Dempster. She sat up with me night after night when I had
that attack of rheumatic fever six years ago. There's great excuses for
her. When a woman can't think of her husband coming home without
trembling, it's enough to make her drink something to blunt her
feelings—and no children either, to keep her from it. You and me
might do the same, if we were in her place.'
'Speak for yourself, Mrs Pettifer,' said Miss Pratt. 'Under no
circumstances can I imagine myself resorting to a practice so
degrading. A woman should find support in her own strength of mind.'
'I think,' said Rebecca, who considered Miss Pratt still very blind
in spiritual things, notwithstanding her assumption of enlightenment,
'she will find poor support if she trusts only to her own strength. She
must seek aid elsewhere than in herself.'
Happily the removal of the tea-things just then created a little
confusion, which aided Miss Pratt to repress her resentment at
Rebecca's presumption in correcting her—a person like Rebecca Linnet!
who six months ago was as flighty and vain a woman as Miss Pratt had
ever known—so very unconscious of her unfortunate person!
The ladies had scarcely been seated at their work another hour,
when the sun was sinking, and the clouds that flecked the sky to the
very zenith were every moment taking on a brighter gold. The gate of
the little garden opened, and Miss Linnet, seated at her small table
near the window, saw Mr Tryan enter.
'There is Mr Tryan,' she said, and her pale cheek was lighted up
with a little blush that would have made her look more attractive to
almost any one except Miss Eliza Pratt, whose fine grey eyes allowed
few things to escape her silent observation. 'Mary Linnet gets more and
more in love with Mr Tryan,' thought Miss Eliza; 'it is really pitiable
to see such feelings in a woman of her age, with those old-maidish
little ringlets. I daresay she flatters herself Mr Tryan may fall in
love with her, because he makes her useful among the poor.' At the same
time, Miss Eliza, as she bent her handsome head and large cannon curls
with apparent calmness over her work, felt a considerable internal
flutter when she heard the knock at the door. Rebecca had less
self-command. She felt too much agitated to go on with her pasting, and
clutched the leg of the table to counteract the tremhling in her hands.
Poor women's hearts! Heaven forbid that I should laugh at you, and
make cheap jests on your susceptibility towards the clerical sex, as if
it had nothing deeper or more lovely in it than the mere vulgar angling
for a husband. Even in these enlightened days, many a curate who,
considered abstractedly, is nothing more than a sleek bimanous animal
in a white neck-cloth, with views more or less Anglican, and furtively
addicted to the flute, is adored by a girl who has coarse brothers, or
by a solitary woman who would like to be a helpmate in good works
beyond her own means, simply because he seems to them the model of
refinement and of public usefulness. What wonder, then, that in Milby
society, such as I have told you it was a very long while ago, a
zealous evangelical clergyman, aged thirty-three, called forth all the
little agitations that belong to the divine necessity of loving,
implanted in the Miss Linnets, with their seven or eight lustrums and
their unfashionable ringlets, no less than in Miss Eliza Pratt, with
her youthful bloom and her ample cannon curls.
But Mr Tryan has entered the room, and the strange light from the
golden sky falling on his light-brown hair, which is brushed high up
round his head, makes it look almost like an aureole. His grey eyes,
too, shine with unwonted brilliancy this evening. They were not
remarkable eyes, but they accorded completely in their changing light
with the changing expression of his person, which indicated the
paradoxical character often observable in a large-limbed sanguine
blond; at once mild and irritable, gentle and overbearing, indolent and
resolute, self-conscious and dreamy. Except that the well-filled lips
had something of the artificially compressed look which is often the
sign of a struggle to keep the dragon undermost, and that the
complexion was rather pallid, giving the idea of imperfect health, Mr
Tryan's face in repose was that of an ordinary whiskerless blond, and
it seemed dimicult to refer a certain air of distinction about him to
anything in particular, unless it were his delicate hands and
well-shapen feet.
It was a great anomaly to the Milby mind that a canting evangelical
parson, who would take tea with tradespeople, and make friends of
vulgar women like the Linnets, should have so much the air of a
gentleman, and be so little like the splay-footed Mr Stickney of Salem,
to whom he approximated so closely in doctrine. And this want of
correspondence between the physique and the creed had excited no less
surprise in the larger town of Laxeter, where Mr Tryan had formerly
held a curacy; for of the two other Low Church clergymen in the
neighbourhood, one was a Welshman of globose figure and unctuous
complexion, and the other a man of atrabiliar aspect, with lank black
hair, and a redundance of limp cravat—in fact, the sort of thing you
might expect in men who distributed the publications of the Religious
Tract Society, and introduced Dissenting hymns into the Church.
Mr Tryan shook hands with Mrs Linnet, bowed with rather a
preoccupied air to the other ladies, and seated himself in the large
horse-hair easy-chair which had been drawn forward for him, while the
ladies ceased from their work, and fixed their eyes on him, awaiting
the news he had to tell them.
'It seems,' he began, in a low and silvery tone, 'I need a lesson
of patience; there has been something wrong in my thought or action
about this evening lecture. I have been too much bent on doing good to
Milby after my own plan—too reliant on my own wisdom.'
Mr Tryan paused. He was struggling against inward irritation.
'The delegates are come back, then?' 'Has Mr Prendergast given
way?' 'Has Dempster succeeded?'—were the eager questions of three
ladies at once.
'Yes; the town is in an uproar. As we were sitting in Mr Landor's
drawing-room we heard a loud cheering, and presently Mr Thrupp, the
clerk at the bank, who had been waiting at the Red Lion to hear the
result, came to let us know. He said Dempster had been making a speech
to the mob out the window. They were distributing drink to the people,
and hoisting placards in great letters,—"Down with the Tryanites!"
"Down with cant! " They had a hideous caricature of me being tripped-up
and pitched head-foremost out of the pulpit. Good old Mr Landor would
insist on sending me round in the carriage; he thought I should not be
safe from the mob; but I got down at the Crossways. The row was
evidently preconcerted by Dempster before he set out. He made sure of
succeeding.'
Mr Tryan's utterance had been getting rather louder and more rapid
in the course of this speech, and he now added, in the energetic
chest-voice, which, both in and out of the pulpit, alternated
continually with his more silvery notes,—
'But his triumph will be a short one. If he thinks he can
intimidate me by obloquy or threats, he has mistaken the man he has to
deal with. Mr Dempster and his colleagues will find themselves
checkmated after all. Mr Prendergast has been false to his own
conscience in this business. He knows as well as I do that he is
throwing away the souls of the people by leaving things as they are in
the parish. But I shall appeal to the Bishop—I am confident of his
sympathy.'
'The Bishop will be coming shortly, I suppose,' said Miss Pratt,
'to hold a confirmation?'
'Yes; but I shall write to him at once, and lay the case before
him. Indeed, I must hurry away now, for I have many matters to attend
to. You, ladies, have been kindly helping me with your labours, I see,'
continued Mr Tryan, politely, glancing at the canvass-covered books as
he rose from his seat. Then, turning to Mary Linnet: 'Our library is
really getting on, I think. You and your sister have quite a heavy task
of distribution now.'
Poor Rebecca felt it very hard to bear that Mr Tryan did not turn
towards her too. If he knew how much she entered into his feelings
about the lecture, and the interest she took in the library. Well!
perhaps it was her lot to be overlooked—and it might be a token of
mercy. Even a good man might not always know the heart that was most
with him. But the next moment poor Mary had a pang, when Mr Tryan
turned to Miss Eliza Pratt, and the preoccupied expression of his face
melted into that beaming timidity with which a man almost always
addresses a pretty woman.
'I have to thank you, too, Miss Eliza, for seconding me so well in
your visits to Joseph Mercer. The old man tells me how precious he
finds your reading to him, now he is no longer able to go to church.'
Miss Eliza only answered by a blush, which made her look all the
handsomer, but her aunt said,
'Yes, Mr Tryan, I have ever inculcated on my dear Eliza the
importance of spending her leisure in being useful to her
fellow-creatures. Your example and instruction have been quite in the
spirit of the system which I have always pursued, though we are
indebted to you for a clearer view of the motives that should actuate
us in our pursuit of good works. Not that I can accuse myself of having
ever had a self-righteous spirit, but my humility was rather
instinctive than based on a firm ground of doctrinal knowledge, such as
you so admirably impart to us.'
Mrs Linnet's usual entreaty that Mr Tryan would 'have something—
some wine-and-water and a biscuit', was just here a welcome relief from
the necessity of answering Miss Pratt's oration.
'Not anything, my dear Mrs Linnet, thank you. You forget what a
Rechabite I am. By the by, when I went this morning to see a poor girl
in Butcher's Lane, whom I had heard of as being in a consumption, I
found Mrs Dempster there. I had often met her in the street, but did
not know it was Mrs Dempster. It seems she goes among the poor a good
deal. She is really an interesting-looking woman. I was quite
surprised, for I have heard the worst account of her habits—that she
is almost as bad as her husband. She went out hastily as soon as I
entered. But' (apologetically) 'I am keeping you all standing, and I
must really hurry away. Mrs Pettifer, I have not had the pleasure of
calling on you for some time; I shall take an early opportunity of
going your way. Good evening, good evening.'
MR TRYAN was right in saying that the 'row' in Milby had been
preconcerted by Dempster. The placards and the caricature were prepared
before the departure of the delegates; and it had been settled that Mat
Paine, Dempster's clerk, should ride out on Thursday morning to meet
them at Whitlow, the last place where they would change horses, that he
might gallop back and prepare an ovation for the triumvirate in case of
their success. Dempster had determined to dine at Whitlow: so that Mat
Paine was in Milby again two hours before the entrance of the
delegates, and had time to send a whisper up the back streets that
there was promise of a 'spree' in the Bridge Way, as well as to
assemble two knots of picked men—one to feed the flame of orthodox
zeal with gin-and-water, at the Green Man, near High Street; the other
to solidify their church principles with heady beer at the Bear and
Ragged Staff in the Bridge Way.
The Bridge Way was an irregular straggling street, where the town
fringed off raggedly into the Whitlow road: rows of new red-brick
houses, in which ribbon-looms were rattling behind long lines of
window, alternating with old, half-thatched, half-tiled cottages—one
of those dismal wide streets where dirt and misery have no long
shadows thrown on them to soften their ugliness. Here, about half-past
five o'clock, Silly Caleb, an idiot well known in Dog Lane, but more of
a stranger in the Bridge Way, was seen slouching along with a string of
boys hooting at his heels; presently another group, for the most part
out at elbows, came briskly in the same direction, looking round them
with an air of expectation; and at no long interval, Deb Traunter, in a
pink flounced gown and floating ribbons, was observed talking with
great affability to two men in seal-skin caps and fustian, who formed
her cortege. The Bridge Way began to have a presentiment of something
in the wind. Phib Cook left her evening wash-tub and appeared at her
door in soap-suds, a bonnet-poke, and general dampness; three
narrow-chested ribbon-weavers, in rusty black streaked with shreds of
many-coloured silk, sauntered out with their hands in their pockets;
and Molly Beale, a brawny old virago, descrying wiry Dame Ricketts
peeping out from her entry, seized the opportunity of renewing the
morning's skirmish. In short, the Bridge Way was in that state of
excitement which is understood to announce a 'demonstration' on the
part of the British public; and the afflux of remote townsmen
increasing, there was soon so large a crowd that it was time for Bill
Powers, a plethoric Goliath, who presided over the knot of
beer-drinkers at the Bear and Ragged Staff, to issue forth with his
companions, and, like the enunciator of the ancient myth, make the
assemblage distinctly conscious of the common sentiment that had drawn
them together. The expectation of the delegates' chaise, added to the
fight between Molly Beale and Dame Ricketts, and the ill-advised
appearance of a lean bull-terrier, were a sufficient safety-valve to
the popular excitement during the remaining quarter of an hour; at the
end of which the chaise was seen approaching along the Whitlow road,
with oak boughs ornamenting the horses' heads; and, to quote the
account of this interesting scene which was sent to the Rotherby
Guardian, 'loud cheers immediately testified to the sympathy of the
honest fellows collected there, with the public-spirited exertions of
their fellow-townsmen.' Bill Powers, whose bloodshot eyes, bent hat,
and protuberant altitude, marked him out as the natural leader of the
assemblage, undertook to interpret the common sentiment by stopping
the chaise, advancing to the door with raised hat, and begging to know
of Mr Dempster, whether the Rector had forbidden the 'canting lecture'.
'Yes, yes,' said Mr Dempster. 'Keep up a jolly good hurray.'
No public duty could have been more easy and agreeable to Mr Powers
and his associates, and the chorus swelled all the way to the High
Street, where, by a mysterious coincidence often observable in these
spontaneous 'demonstrations', large placards on long poles were
observed to shoot upwards from among the crowd, principally in the
direction of Tucker's Lane, where the Green Man was situated. One bore,
'Down with the Tryanites! ' another, 'No Cant! ' another, 'Long live
our venerable Curate! ' and one in still larger letters, 'Sound Church
Principles and no Hypocrisy!' But a still more remarkable impromptu was
a huge caricature of Mr Tryan in gown and band, with an enormous
aureole of yellow hair and upturned eyes, standing on the pulpit stairs
and trying to pull down old Mr Crewe. Groans, yells, and hisses—
hisses, yells, and groans—only stemmed by the appearance of another
caricature representing Mr Tryan being pitched head-foremost from the
pulpit stairs by a hand which the artist, either from subtilty of
intention or want of space, had left unindicated. In the midst of the
tremendous cheering that saluted this piece of symbolical art, the
chaise had reached the door of the Red Lion, and loud cries of
'Dempster for ever!' with a feebler cheer now and then for Tomlinson
and Budd, were presently responded to by the appearance of the
public-spirited attorney at the large upper window, where also were
visible a little in the background the small sleek head of Mr Budd, and
the blinking countenance of Mr Tomlinson.
Mr Dempster held his hat in his hand, and poked his head forward
with a butting motion by way of bow. A storm of cheers subsided at last
into dropping sounds of 'Silence! ' 'Hear him!' 'Go it, Dempster!' and
the lawyer's rasping voice became distinctly audible.
'Fellow-townsmen! It gives us the sincerest pleasure—I speak for
my respected colleagues as well as myself—to witness these strong
proofs of your attachment to the principles of our excellent Church,
and your zeal for the honour of our venerable pastor. But it is no
more than I expected of you. I know you well. I've known you for the
last twenty years to be as honest and respectable a set of ratepayers
as any in this county. Your hearts are sound to the core! No man had
better try to thrust his cant and hypocrisy down your throats. You're
used to wash them with liquor of a better flavour. This is the proudest
moment in my own life, and I think I may say in that of my colleagues,
in which I have to tell you that our exertions in the cause of sound
religion and manly morality have been crowned with success. Yes, my
fellow-townsmen! I have the gratification of announcing to you thus
formally what you have already learned indirectly. The pulpit from
which our venerable pastor has fed us with sound doctrine for half a
century is not to be invaded by a fanatical, sectarian, double-faced,
Jesuitical interloper! We are not to have our young people demoralized
and corrupted by the temptations to vice, notoriously connected with
Sunday evening lectures! We are not to have a preacher obtruding
himself upon us, who decries good works, and sneaks into our homes
perverting the faith of our wives and daughters! We are not to be
poisoned with doctrines which damp every innocent enjoyment, and pick a
poor man's pocket of the sixpence with which he might buy himself a
cheerful glass after a hard day's work, under pretence of paying for
bibles to send to the Chicktaws!
'But I'm not going to waste your valuable time with unnecessary
words. I am a man of deeds' ('Ay, damn you, that you are, and you
charge well for 'em too, said a voice from the crowd, probably that of
a gentleman who was immediately afterwards observed with his hat
crushed over his head). 'I shall always be at the service of my
fellow-townsmen, and whoever dares to hector over you, or interfere
with your innocent pleasures, shall have an account to settle with
Robert Dempster.
'Now, my boys! you can't do better than disperse and carry the good
news to all your fellow-townsmen, whose hearts are as sound as your
own. Let some of you go one way and some another, that every man,
woman, and child in Milby may know what you know yourselves. But before
we part, let us have three cheers for True Religion, and down with
Cant!'
When the last cheer was dying, Mr Dempster closed the window, and
the judiciously-instructed placards and caricatures moved off in divers
directions, followed by larger or smaller divisions of the crowd. The
greatest attraction apparently lay in the direction of Dog Lane, the
outlet towards Paddiford Common, whither the caricatures were moving;
and you foresee, of course, that those works of symbolical art were
consumed with a liberal expenditure of dry gorse-bushes and vague
shouting.
After these great public exertions, it was natural that Mr Dempster
and his colleagues should feel more in need than usual of a little
social relaxation; and a party of their friends was already beginning
to assemble in the large parlour of the Red Lion, convened partly by
their own curiosity, and partly by the invaluable Mat Paine. The most
capacious punch-bowl was put in requisition; and that born gentleman,
Mr Lowme, seated opposite Mr Dempster as 'Vice', undertook to brew the
punch, defying the criticisms of the envious men out of office, who
with the readiness of irresponsibility, ignorantly suggested more
lemons. The social festivities were continued till long past midnight,
when several friends of sound religion were conveyed home with some
difficulty, one of them showing a dogged determination to seat himself
in the gutter.
Mr Dempster had done as much justice to the punch as any of the
party; and his friend Boots, though aware that the lawyer could 'carry
his liquor like Old Nick'. with whose social demeanour Boots seemed to
be particularly well acquainted, nevertheless thought it might be as
well to see so good a customer in safety to his own door, and walked
quietly behind his elbow out of the inn-yard. Dempster, however, soon
became aware of him, stopped short, and, turning slowly round upon him,
recognized the well-known drab waistcoat sleeves, conspicuous enough in
the starlight.
'You twopenny scoundrel! What do you mean by dogging a professional
man's footsteps in this way? I'll break every bone in your skin if you
attempt to track me, like a beastly cur sniffing at one's pocket. Do
you think a gentleman will make his way home any the better for having
the scent of your blacking-bottle thrust up his nostrils?'
Boots slunk back, in more amusement than ill-humour, thinking the
lawyer's 'rum talk' was doubtless part and parcel of his professional
ability; and Mr Dempster pursued his slow way alone.
His house lay in Orchard Street, which opened on the prettiest
outskirt of the town—the church, the parsonage, and a long stretch of
green fields. It was an old-fashioned house, with an overhanging upper
storey; outside, it had a face of rough stucco, and casement windows
with green frames and shutters; inside, it was full of long passages,
and rooms with low ceilings. There was a large heavy knocker on the
green door, and though Mr Dempster carried a latch-key, he sometimes
chose to use the knocker. He chose to do so now. The thunder resounded
through Orchard Street, and, after a single minute, there was a second
clap louder than the first. Another minute, and still the door was not
opened; whereupon Mr Dempster, muttering, took out his latch-key, and,
with less difficulty than might have been expected, thrust it into the
door. When he opened the door the passage was dark.
'Janet! ' in the loudest rasping tone, was the next sound that rang
through the house.
'Janet!' again—before a slow step was heard on the stairs, and a
distant light began to flicker on the wall of the passage.
'Curse you! you creeping idiot! Come faster, can't you?'
Yet a few seconds, and the figure of a tall woman, holding aslant a
heavy-plated drawing-room candlestick, appeared at the turning of the
passage that led to the broader entrance.
She had on a light dress which sat loosely about her figure, but
did not disguise its liberal, graceful outline. A heavy mass of
straight jet-black hair had escaped from its fastening, and hung over
her shoulders. Her grandly-cut features, pale with the natural paleness
of a brunette, had premature lines about them, telling that the years
had been lengthened by sorrow, and the delicately-curved nostril, which
seemed made to quiver with the proud consciousness of power and beauty,
must have quivered to the heart-piercing griefs which had given that
worn look to the corners of the mouth. Her wide open black eyes had a
strangely fixed, sightless gaze, as she paused at the turning, and
stood silent before her husband.
'I'll teach you to keep me waiting in the dark, you pale staring
fool!' he said, advancing with his slow drunken step. 'What, you've
been drinking again, have you? I'll beat you into your senses.'
He laid his hand with a firm grip on her shoulder, turned her
round, and pushed her slowly before him along the passage and through
the dining-room door, which stood open on their left hand.
There was a portrait of Janet's mother, a grey-haired, dark-eyed
old woman, in a neatly fluted cap, hanging over the mantelpiece. Surely
the aged eyes take on a look of anguish as they see Janet—not
trembling, no! it would be better if she trembled—standing stupidly
unmoved in her great beauty while the heavy arm is lifted to strike
her. The blow falls—another—and another. Surely the mother hears
that cry—'O Robert! pity! pity!'
Poor grey-haired woman! Was it for this you suffered a mother's
pangs in your lone widowhood five-and-thirty years ago? Was it for this
you kept the little worn morocco shoes Janet had first run in, and
kissed them day by day when she was away from you, a tall girl at
school? Was it for this you looked proudly at her when she came back to
you in her rich pale beauty, like a tall white arum that has just
unfolded its grand pure curves to the sun?
The mother lies sleepless and praying in her lonely house, weeping
the difficult tears of age. because she dreads this may be a cruel
night for her child.
She too has a picture over her mantelpiece, drawn in chalk by Janet
long years ago. She looked at it before she went to bed. It is a head
bowed beneath a cross, and wearing a crown of thorns.
IT was half-past nine o'clock in the morning. The midsummer sun was
already warm on the roofs and weathercocks of Milby. The church-bells
were ringing, and many families were conscious of Sunday sensations,
chiefly referable to the fact that the daughters had come down to
breakfast in their best frocks, and with their hair particularly well
dressed. For it was not Sunday, but Wednesday; and though the Bishop
was going to hold a Confirmation, and to decide whether or not there
should be a Sunday evening lecture in Milby, the sunbeams had the usual
working-day look to the haymakers already long out in the fields, and
to laggard weavers just 'setting up' their week's 'piece'. The notion
of its being Sunday was the strongest in young ladies like Miss Phipps,
who was going to accompany her younger sister to the confirmation, and
to wear a 'sweetly pretty' transparent bonnet with marabout feathers on
the interesting occasion, thus throwing into relief the suitable
simplicity of her sister's attire, who was, of course, to appear in a
new white frock; or in the pupils at Miss Townley's, who were absolved
from all lessons, and were going to church to see the Bishop, and to
hear the Honourable and Reverend Mr Prendergast, the rector, read
prayers—a high intellectual treat, as Miss Townley assured them. It
seemed only natural that a rector, who was honourable, should read
better than old Mr Crewe, who was only a curate, and not honourable;
and when little Clara Robins wondered why some clergymen were rectors
and others not, Ellen Marriott assured her with great confidence that
it was only the clever men who were made rectors. Ellen Marriott was
going to be confirmed. She was a short, fair, plump girl, with blue
eyes and sandy hair, which was this morning arranged in taller cannon
curls than usual, for the reception of the Episcopal benediction, and
some of the young ladies thought her the prettiest girl in the school;
but others gave the preference to her rival, Maria Gardner, who was
much taller, and had a lovely 'crop' of dark-brown ringlets, and who,
being also about to take upon herself the vows made in her name at her
baptism, had oiled and twisted her ringlets with especial care. As she
seated herself at the breakfast-table before Miss Townley's entrance to
dispense the weak coffee, her crop excited so strong a sensation that
Ellen Marriott was at length impelled to look at it, and to say with
suppressed but bitter sarcasm, 'Is that Miss Gardner's head?' 'Yes,'
said Maria, amiable and stuttering, and no match for Ellen in retort;
'th—th—this is my head.' 'Then I don't admire it at all!' was the
crushing rejoinder of Ellen, followed by a murmur of approval among her
friends. Young ladies, I suppose, exhaust their sac of venom in this
way at school. That is the reason why they have such a harmless tooth
for each other in after life.
The only other candidate for confirmation at Miss Townley's was
Mary Dunn, a draper's daughter in Milby and a distant relation of the
Miss Linnets. Her pale lanky hair could never be coaxed into permanent
curl, and this morning the heat had brought it down to its natural
condition of lankiness earlier than usual. But that was not what made
her sit melancholy and apart at the lower end of the form. Her parents
were admirers of Mr Tryan, and had been persuaded, by the Miss Linnets'
influence, to insist that their daughter should be prepared for
confirmation by him, over and above the preparation given to Miss
Townley's pupils by Mr Crewe. Poor Mary Dunn! I am afraid she thought
it too heavy a price to pay for these spiritual advantages, to be
excluded from every game at ball to he obliged to walk with none but
little girls—in fact, to be the object of an aversion that nothing
short of an incessant supply of plumcakes would have neutralized. And
Mrs Dunn was of opinion that plumcake was unwholesome. The
anti-Tryanite spirit, you perceive, was very strong at Miss Townley's,
imported probably by day scholars, as well as encouraged by the fact
that that clever woman was herself strongly opposed to innovation, and
remarked every Sunday that Mr Crewe had preached an 'excellent
discourse'. Poor Mary Dunn dreaded the moment when school-hours would
be over, for then she was sure to be the butt of those very explicit
remarks which, in young ladies' as well as young gentlemen's
seminaries, constitute the most subtle and delicate form of the
innuendo. 'I'd never be a Tryanite, would you?' 'O here comes the lady
that knows so much more about religion than we do!' 'Some people think
themselves so very pious! '
It is really surprising that young ladies should not be thought
competent to the same curriculum as young gentlemen. I observe that
their powers of sarcasm are quite equal; and if there had been a
genteel academy for young gentlemen at Milby, I am inclined to think
that, notwithstanding Euclid and the classics, the party spirit there
would not have exhibited itself in more pungent irony, or more incisive
satire, than was heard in Miss Townley's seminary. But there was no
such academy, the existence of the grammar-school under Mr Crewe's
superintendence probably discouraging speculations of that kind; and
the genteel youths of Milby were chiefly come home for the midsummer
holidays from distant schools. Several of us had just assumed
coat-tails, and the assumption of new responsibilities apparently
following as a matter of course, we were among the candidates for
confirmation. I wish I could say that the solemnity of our feelings was
on a level with the solemnity of the occasion; but unimaginative boys
find it difficult to recognize apostolical institutions in their
developed form, and I fear our chief emotion concerning the ceremony
was a sense of sheepishness, and our chief opinion, the speculative and
heretical position, that it ought to be confined to the girls. It was a
pity, you will say; but it is the way with us men in other crises, that
come a long while after confirmation. The golden moments in the stream
of life rush past us, and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to
visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
But, as I said, the morning was sunny, the bells were ringing, the
ladies of Milby were dressed in their Sunday garments.
And who is this bright-looking woman walking with hasty step along
Orchard Street so early, with a large nosegay in her hand? Can it be
Janet Dempster, on whom we looked with such deep pity, one sad
midnight, hardly a fortnight ago? Yes; no other woman in Milby has
those searching black eyes, that tall graceful unconstrained figure,
set off by her simple muslin dress and black lace shawl, that massy
black hair now so neatly braided in glossy contrast with the white
satin ribbons of her modest cap and bonnet. No other woman has that
sweet speaking smile, with which she nods to Jonathan Lamb, the old
parish clerk. And, ah!—now she comes nearer—there are those sad
lines about the mouth and eyes on which that sweet smile plays like
sunbeams on the storm-beaten beauty of the full and ripened corn.
She is turning out of Orchard Street, and making her way as fast as
she can to her mother's house, a pleasant cottage facing a roadside
meadow, from which the hay is being carried. Mrs Raynor has had her
breakfast, and is seated in her arm-chair reading, when Janet opens the
door, saying, in her most playful voice,—
'Please, mother, I'm come to show myself to you before I go to the
Parsonage. Have I put on my pretty cap and bonnet to satisfy you?'
Mrs Raynor looked over her spectacles, and met her daughter's
glance with eyes as dark and loving as her own. She was a much smaller
woman than Janet, both in figure and feature, the chief resemblance
lying in the eyes and the clear brunette complexion. The mother's hair
had long been grey, and was gathered under the neatest of caps, made by
her own clever fingers, as all Janet's caps and bonnets were too. They
were well-practised fingers, for Mrs Raynor had supported herself in
her widowhood by keeping a millinery establishment, and in this way had
earned money enough to give her daughter what was then thought a
first-rate education, as well as to save a sum which, eked out by her
son-in-law, sufficed to support her in her solitary old age. Always the
same clean, neat old lady, dressed in black silk, was Mrs Raynor: a
patient, brave woman, who bowed with resignation under the burden of
remembered sorrow, and bore with meek fortitude the new load that the
new days brought with them.
'Your bonnet wants pulling a trifle forwarder, my child,' she said,
smiling, and taking off her spectacles, while Janet at once knelt down
before her, and waited to be 'set to rights', as she would have done
when she was a child. 'You're going straight to Mrs Crewe's, I suppose?
Are those flowers to garnish the dishes?'
'No, indeed, mother. This is a nosegay for the middle of the table.
I've sent up the dinner-service and the ham we had cooked at our house
yesterday, and Betty is coming directly with the garnish and the plate.
We shall get our good Mrs Crewe through her troubles famously. Dear
tiny woman! You should have seen her lift up her hands yesterday, and
pray heaven to take her before ever she should have another collation
to get ready for the Bishop. She said, "It's bad enough to have the
Archdeacon, though he doesn't want half so many jelly-glasses. I
wouldn't mind, Janet, if it was to feed all the old hungry cripples in
Milby; but so much trouble and expense for people who eat too much
every day of their lives!" We had such a cleaning and furbishing-up of
the sitting-room yesterday! Nothing will ever do away with the smell of
Mr Crewe's pipes, you know; but we have thrown it into the background,
with yellow soap and dry lavender. And now I must run away. You will
come to church, mother?'
'Yes, my dear, I wouldn't lose such a pretty sight. It does my old
eyes good to see so many fresh young faces. Is your husband going?'
'Yes, Robert will be there. I've made him as neat as a new pin this
morning, and he says the Bishop will think him too buckish by half. I
took him into Mammy Dempster's room to show himself. We hear Tryan is
making sure of the Bishop's support; but we shall see. I would give my
crooked guinea, and all the luck it will ever bring me, to have him
beaten, for I can't endure the sight of the man coming to harass dear
old Mr and Mrs Crewe in their last days. Preaching the Gospel indeed!
That is the best Gospel that makes everybody happy and comfortable,
isn't it, mother?'
'Ah, child, I'm afraid there's no Gospel will do that here below.'
'Well, I can do something to comfort Mrs Crewe, at least; so give
me a kiss, and good-bye till church-time.'
The mother leaned back in her chair when Janet was gone, and sank
into a painful reverie. When our life is a continuous trial, the
moments of respite seem only to substitute the heaviness of dread for
the heaviness of actual suffering: the curtain of cloud seems parted an
instant only that we may measure all its horror as it hangs low, black,
and imminent, in contrast with the transient brightness; the water
drops that visit the parched lips in the desert bear with them only the
keen imagination of thirst. Janet looked glad and tender now—but what
scene of misery was coming next? She was too like the cistus flowers in
the little garden before the window, that, with the shades of evening,
might lie with the delicate white and glossy dark of their petals
trampled in the roadside dust. When the sun had sunk, and the twilight
was deepening, Janet might be sitting there, heated, maddened, sobbing
out her griefs with selfish passion, and wildly wishing herself dead.
Mrs Raynor had been reading about the lost sheep, and the joy there
is in heaven over the sinner that repenteth. Surely the eternal love
she believed in through all the sadness of her lot, would not leave her
child to wander farther and farther into the wilderness till here was
no turning—the child so lovely, so pitiful to others, so good—till
she was goaded into sin by woman's bitterest sorrows! Mrs Raynor had
her faith and her spiritual comforts, though she was not in the least
evangelical and knew nothing of doctrinal zeal. I fear most of Mr
Tryan's hearers would have considered her destitute of saving
knowledge, and I am quite sure she had no well-defined views on
justification. Nevertheless, she read her Bible a great deal, and
thought she found divine lessons there—how to bear the cross meekly,
and be merciful. Let us hope that there is a saving ignorance, and that
Mrs Raynor was justified without knowing exactly how.
She tried to have hope and trust, though it was hard to believe
that the future would be anything else than the harvest of the seed
that was being sown before her eyes. But always there is seed being
sown silently and unseen, and everywhere there come sweet flowers
without our foresight or labour. We reap what we sow, but Nature has
love over and above that justice, and gives us shadow and blossom and
fruit that spring from no planting of ours.
MOST people must have agreed with Mrs Raynor that the Confirmation
that day was a pretty sight, at least when those slight girlish forms
and fair young faces moved in a white rivulet along the aisles, and
flowed into kneeling semicircles under the light of the great chancel
window, softened by patches of dark old painted glass; and one would
think that to look on while a pair of venerable hands pressed such
young heads, and a venerable face looked upward for a blessing on them,
would be very likely to make the heart swell gently, and to moisten
the eyes. Yet I remember the eyes seemed very dry in Milby Church that
day, notwithstanding that the Bishop was an old man, and probably
venerable (for though he was not an eminent Grecian, he was the brother
of a Whig lord); and I think the eyes must have remained dry, because
he had small delicate womanish hands adorned with ruffles, and, instead
of laying them on the girls' heads, just let them hover over each in
quick succession, as if it were not etiquette to touch them, and as if
the laying on of hands were like the theatrical embrace—part of the
play, and not to be really believed in. To be sure there were a great
many heads, and the Bishop's time was limited. Moreover, a wig can,
under no circumstances, be affecting, except in rare cases of illusion;
and copious lawn-sleeves cannot be expected to go directly to any heart
except a washerwoman's.
I know, Ned Phipps, who knelt against me, and I am sure made me
behave much worse than I should have done without him, whispered that
he thought the Bishop was a 'guy', and I certainly remember thinking
that Mr Prendergast looked much more dignified with his plain white
surplice and black hair. He was a tall commanding man, and read the
Liturgy in a strikingly sonorous and uniform voice, which I tried to
imitate the next Sunday at home, until my little sister began to cry,
and said I was 'yoaring at her'.
Mr Tryan sat in a pew near the pulpit with several other clergymen.
He looked pale, and rubbed his hand over his face and pushed back his
hair oftener than usual. Standing in the aisle close to him, and
repeating the responses with edifying loudness, was Mr Budd,
churchwarden and delegate, with a white staff in his hand and a
backward bend of his small head and person, such as, I suppose, he
considered suitable to a friend of sound religion. Conspicuous in the
gallery, too, was the tall figure of Mr Dempster, whose professional
avocations rarely allowed him to occupy his place at church.
'There's Dempster,' said Mrs Linnet to her daughter Mary, 'looking
more respectable than usual, I declare. He's got a fine speech by heart
to make to the Bishop, I'll answer for it. But he'll be pretty well
sprinkled with snuff before service is over, and the Bishop won't be
able to listen to him for sneezing, that's one comfort.'
At length the last stage in the long ceremony was over, the large
assembly streamed warm and weary into the open afternoon sunshine, and
the Bishop retired to the Parsonage, where, after honouring Mrs Crewe's
collation, he was to give audience to the delegates and Mr Tryan on the
great question of the evening lecture.
Between five and six o'clock the Parsonage was once more as quiet
as usual under the shadow of its tall elms, and the only traces of the
Bishop's recent presence there were the wheel marks on the gravel, and
the long table with its garnished dishes awry, its damask sprinkled
with crumbs, and its decanters without their stoppers. Mr Crewe was
already calmly smoking his pipe in the opposite sitting-room, and Janet
was agreeing with Mrs Crewe that some of the blanc-mange would be a
nice thing to take to Sally Martin, while the little old lady herself
had a spoon in her hand ready to gather the crumbs into a plate, that
she might scatter them on the gravel for the little birds.
Before that time, the Bishop's carriage had been seen driving
through the High Street on its way to Lord Trufford's, where he was to
dine. The question of the lecture was decided, then?
The nature of the decision may be gathered from the following
conversation which took place in the bar of the Red Lion that evening.
'So you're done, eh, Dempster? ' was Mr Pilgrim's observation,
uttered with some gusto. He was not glad Mr Tryan had gained his point,
but he was not sorry Dempster was disappointed.
'Done, sir? Not at all. It is what I anticipated. I knew we had
nothing else to expect in these days, when the Church is infested by a
set of men who are only fit to give out hymns from an empty cask, to
tunes set by a journeyman cobbler. But I was not the less to exert
myself in the cause of sound Churchmanship for the good of the town.
Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning; but give me
the man who has pluck to fight when he's sure of losing. That's my way,
sir; and there are many victories worse than a defeat, as Mr Tryan
shall learn to his cost.'
'He must be a poor shuperannyated sort of a bishop, that's my
opinion,' said Mr Tomlinson, 'to go along with a sneaking Methodist
like Tryan. And, for my part, I think we should be as well wi'out
bishops, if they're no wiser than that. Where's the use o' havin'
thousands a-year an' livin' in a pallis, if they don't stick to the
Church?'
'No. There you're going out of your depth, Tomlinson,' said Mr
Dempster. 'No one shall hear me say a word against Episcopacy—it is a
safeguard of the Church; we must have ranks and dignities there as well
as everywhere else. No, sir! Episcopacy is a good thing; but it may
happen that a bishop is not a good thing. Just as brandy is a good
thing, though this particular brandy is British, and tastes like
sugared rain-water caught down the chimney. Here, Ratcliffe, let me
have something to drink, a little less like a decoction of sugar and
soot.'
'I said nothing again' Episcopacy,' returned Mr Tomlinson. 'I only
said I thought we should do as well wi'out bishops; an' I'll say it
again for the matter o' that. Bishops never brought any grist to my
mill.'
'Do you know when the lectures are to begin?' said Mr Pilgrim.
'They are to be in on Sunday next,' said Mr Dempster, in a
significant tone; 'but I think it will not take a long-sighted prophet
to foresee the end of them. It strikes me Mr Tryan will be looking out
for another curacy shortly.'
'He'll not get many Milby people to go and hear his lectures after
a while, I'll bet a guinea,' observed Mr Budd. 'I know I'll not keep a
single workman on my ground who either goes to the lecture himself or
lets anybody belonging to him go.'
'Nor me nayther,' said Mr Tomlinson. 'No Tryanite shall touch a
sack or drive a waggon o' mine, that you may depend on. An' I know more
besides me as are o' the same mind.'
'Tryan has a good many friends in the town, though, and friends
that are likely to stand by him too,' said Mr Pilgrim. 'I should say it
would be as well to let him and his lectures alone. If he goes on
preaching as he does, with such a constitution as his, he'll get a
relaxed throat by-and-by, and you'll be rid of him without any
trouble.'
'We'll not allow him to do himself that injury,' said Mr Dempster.
'Since his health is not good, we'll persuade him to try change of air.
Depend upon it, he'll find the climate of Milby too hot for him.'
MR DEMPSTER did not stay long at the Red Lion that evening. He was
summoned home to meet Mr Armstrong, a wealthy client, and as he was
kept in consultation till a late hour, it happened that this was one of
the nights on which Mr Dempster went to bed tolerably sober. Thus the
day, which had been one of Janets happiest, because it had been spent
by her in helping her dear old friend Mrs Crewe, ended for her with
unusual quietude; and as a bright sunset promises a fair morning, so a
calm lying down is a good augury for a calm waking. Mr Dempster, on the
Thursday morning, was in one of his best humours, and though perhaps
some of the good-humour might result from the prospect of a lucrative
and exciting bit of business in Mr Armstrong's probable lawsuit, the
greater part of it was doubtless due to those stirrings of the more
kindly, healthy sap of human feeling, by which goodness tries to get
the upper hand in us whenever it seems to have the slightest chance—
on Sunday mornings, perhaps, when we are set free from the grinding
hurry of the week, and take the little three-year old on our knee at
breakfast to share our egg and muffin; in moments of trouble, when
death visits our roof or illness makes us dependent on the tending hand
of a slighted wife; in quiet talks with an aged mother, of the days
when we stood at her knee with our first picture-book, or wrote her
loving letters from school. In the man whose childhood has known
caresses there is always a fibre of memory that can be touched to
gentle issues, and Mr Dempster, whom you have hitherto seen only as the
orator of the Red Lion, and the drunken tyrant of a dreary midnight
home, was the first-born darling son of a fair little mother. That
mother was living still, and her own large black easy-chair, where she
sat knitting through the livelong day, was now set ready for her at
the breakfast-table, by her son's side, a sleek tortoise-shell cat
acting as provisional incumbent.
'Good morning, Mamsey! why, you're looking as fresh as a daisy this
morning. You're getting young again', said Mr Dempster, looking up from
his newspaper when the little old lady entered. A very little old lady
she was, with a pale, scarcely wrinkled face, hair of that peculiar
white which tells that the locks have once been blond, a natty pure
white cap on her head, and a white shawl pinned over her shoulders. You
saw at a glance that she had been a mignonne blonde, strangely unlike
her tall, ugly, dingy-complexioned son; unlike her daughter-in-law,
too, whose large-featured brunette beauty seemed always thrown into
higher relief by the white presence of little Mamsey. The unlikeness
between Janet and her mother-in-law went deeper than outline and
complexion, and indeed there was little sympathy between them, for old
Mrs Dempster had not yet learned to believe that her son, Robert, would
have gone wrong if he had married the right woman—a meek . woman like
herself, who would have borne him children, and been a deft, orderly
housekeeper. In spite of Janet's tenderness and attention to her, she
had had little love for her daughter-in-law from the first, and had
witnessed the sad growth of home-misery through long years, always with
a disposition to lay the blame on the wife rather than on the husband,
and to reproach Mrs Raynor for encouraging her daughter's faults by a
too exclusive sympathy. But old Mrs Dempster had that rare gift of
silence and passivity which often supplies the absence of mental
strength; and, whatever were her thoughts, she said no word to
aggravate the domestic discord. Patient and mute she sat at her
knitting through many a scene of quarrel and anguish; resolutely she
appeared unconscious of the sounds that reached her ears, and the facts
she divined after she had retired to her bed; mutely she witnessed poor
Janet's faults, only register-ing them as a balance of excuse on the
side of her son. The hard, astute, domineering attorney was still that
little old woman's pet, as he had been when she watched with
trium-phant pride his first tumbling effort to march alone across the
nursery floor. 'See what a good son he is to me!' she often thought.
'Never gave me a harsh word. And so he might have been a good husband.'
O it is piteous—that sorrow of aged women! In early youth,
perhaps, they said to themselves, 'I shall be happy when I have a
husband to love me best of all'; then, when the husband was too
careless, 'My child will comfort me'; then, through the mother's
watching and toil, 'My child will repay me all when it grows up.' And
at last, after the long journey of years has been wearily travelled
through, the mother's heart is weighed down by a heavier burthen, and
no hope remains but the grave.
But this morning old Mrs Dempster sat down in her easy-chair
without any painful, suppressed remembrance of the pre-ceding night.
'I declare mammy looks younger than Mrs Crewe, who is only
sixty-five,' said Janet. 'Mrs Crewe will come to see you today, mammy,
and tell you all about her troubles with the Bishop and the collation.
She'll bring her knitting, and you'll have a regular gossip together.'
'The gossip will be all on one side, then, for Mrs Crewe gets so
very deaf, I can't make her hear a word. And if I motion to her, she
always understands me wrong.'
'O, she will have so much to tell you today, you will not want to
speak yourself. You, who have patience to knit those wonderful
counterpanes, mammy, must not be impatient with dear Mrs Crewe. Good
old lady! I can't bear her to think she's ever tiresome to people, and
you know she's very ready to fancy herself in the way. I think she
would like to shrink up to the size of a mouse, that she might run
about and do people good without their noticing her.'
'It isn't patience I want, God knows; it's lungs to speak loud
enough. But you'll be at home yourself, I suppose, this morning; and
you can talk to her for me.'
'No, mammy; I promised poor Mrs Lowme to go and sit with her. She's
confined to her room, and both the Miss Lowmes are out; so I'm going to
read the newspaper to her and amuse her.'
'Couldn't you go another morning? As Mr Armstrong and that other
gentleman are coming to dinner, I should think it would be better to
stay at home. Can you trust Betty to see to everything? She's new to
the place.'
'O I couldn't disappoint Mrs Lowme; I promised her. Betty will do
very well, no fear.'
Old Mrs Dempster was silent after this, and began to sip her tea.
The breakfast went on without further conversation for some time, Mr
Dempster being absorbed in the papers. At length, when he was running
over the advertisements, his eye seemed to be caught by something that
suggested a new thought to him. He presently thumped the table with an
air of exulta-tion, and, said turning to Janet,—
'I've a capital idea, Gypsy! ' (that was his name for his dark-eyed
wife when he was in an extraordinarily good humour), 'and you shall
help me. It's just what you're up to.'
'What is it?' said Janet, her face beaming at the sound of the pet
name, now heard so seldom. 'Anything to do with conveyancing?'
'It's a bit of fun worth a dozen fees—a plan for raising a laugh
against Tryan and his gang of hypocrites.'
'What is it? Nothing that wants a needle and thread hope, else I
must go and tease mother.'
'No, nothing sharper than your wit—except mine. I'll tell you
what it is. We'll get up a programme of the Sunday even-ing lecture,
like a play-bill, you know—"Grand Performance of the celebrated
Mountebank", and so on. We'll bring in the Tryanites—old Landor and
the rest—in appropriate characters. Proctor shall print it, and we'll
circulate it in the town. It will be a capital hit.'
'Bravo! ' said Janet, clapping her hands. She would just then have
pretended to like almost anything, in her pleasure at being appealed to
by her husband, and she really did like to laugh at the Tryanites.
'We'll set about it directly, and sketch it out before you go to the
office. I've got Tryan's sermons up-stairs, but I don't think there's
anything in them we can use. I've only just looked into them; they're
not at all what I expected—dull, stupid things—nothing of the
roaring fire-and-brimstone sort that I expected.'
'Roaring? No; Tryan's as soft as a sucking dove—one of your
honey-mouthed hypocrites. Plenty of devil and malice in him, though, I
could see that, while he was talking to the Bishop; but as smooth as a
snake outside. He's beginning a single-handed fight with me, I can see
- persuading my clients away from me. We shall see who will be the
first to cry peccavi. Milby will do better without Mr Tryan than
without Robert Dempster, I fancy! and Milby shall never be flooded with
cant as long as I can raise a breakwater against it. But now, get the
breakfast things cleared away, and let us set about the play-bill.
Come, mamsey, come and have a walk with me round the garden, and let us
see how the cucumbers are getting on. I've never taken you round the
garden for an age. Come, you don't want a bonnet. It's like walking in
a greenhouse this morning.'
'But she will want a parasol,' said Janet. 'There's one on the
stand against the garden-door, Robert.'
The little old lady took her son's arm with placid pleasure. She
could barely reach it so as to rest upon it, but he inclined a little
towards her, and accommodated his heavy long-limbed steps to her feeble
pace. The cat chose to sun herself too, and walked close beside them,
with tail erect, rubbing her sleek sides against their legs,—too well
fed to be excited by the twittering birds. The garden was of the
grassy, shady kind, often seen attached to old houses in provincial
towns; the apple-trees had had time to spread their branches very wide,
the shrubs and hardy perennial plants had grown into a luxuriance that
required constant trimming to prevent them from intruding on the space
for walking. But the farther end, which united with green fields, was
open and sunny.
It was rather sad, and yet pretty, to see that little group passing
out of the shadow into the sunshine, and out of the sunshine into the
shadow again: sad, because this tenderness of the son for the mother
was hardly more than a nucleus of healthy life in an organ hardening by
disease, because the man who was linked in this way with an innocent
past, had become callous in worldliness, fevered by sensuality,
enslaved by chance impulses; pretty, because it showed how hard it is
to kill the deep-down fibrous roots of human love and goodness—how
the man from whom we make it our pride to shrink, has yet a close
brotherhood with us through some of our most sacred feelings.
As they were returning to the house, Janet met them, and said,
'Now, Robert, the writing things are ready. I shall be clerk, and Mat
Paine can copy it out after.'
Mammy once more deposited in her arm-chair, with her knitting in
her hand, and the cat purring at her elbow, Janet seated herself at the
table, while Mr Dempster placed himself near her, took out his
snuff-box, and plentifully suffusing himself with the inspiring powder,
began to dictate.
THE next day, Friday, at five o'clock by the sun-dial, the large
bow-window of Mrs Jerome's parlour was open; and that lady herself was
seated within its ample semicircle, having a table before her on which
her best tea-tray, her best china, and her best urn-rug had already
been standing in readiness for half an hour. Mrs Jerome's best
tea-service was of delicate white fluted china, with gold sprigs upon
it—as pretty a tea-service as you need wish to see, and quite good
enough for chimney ornaments; indeed, as the cups were without handles,
most visitors who had the distinction of taking tea out of them, wished
that such charming china had already been promoted to that honorary
position. Mrs Jerome was like her china, handsome and old-fashioned.
She was a buxom lady of sixty, in an elaborate lace cap fastened by a
frill under her chin, a dark, well-curled front concealing her
forehead, a snowy neckerchief exhibiting its ample folds as far as her
waist, and a stiff grey silk gown. She had a clean damask napkin pinned
before her to guard her dress during the process of tea-making; her
favourite geraniums in the bow-window were looking as healthy as she
could desire; her own handsome portrait, painted when she was twenty
years younger, was smiling down on her with agreeable flattery; and
altogether she seemed to be in as peaceful and pleasant a position as a
buxom, well-drest elderly lady need desire. But, as in so many other
cases, appearances were deceptive. Her mind was greatly perturbed and
her temper ruffled by the fact that it was more than a quarter past
five even by the losing timepiece, that it was half-past by her large
gold watch, which she held in her hand as if she were counting the
pulse of the afternoon, and that, by the kitchen clock, which she felt
sure was not an hour too fast, it had already struck six. The lapse of
time was rendered the more unendurable to Mrs Jerome by her wonder that
Mr Jerome could stay out in the garden with Lizzie in that thoughtless
way, taking it so easily that tea-time was long past, and that, after
all the trouble of getting down the best tea-things, Mr Tryan would not
come.
This honour had been shown to Mr Tryan, not at all because Mrs
Jerome had any high appreciation of his doctrine or of his exemplary
activity as a pastor, but simply because he was a 'Church clergyman',
and as such was regarded by her with the same sort of exceptional
respect that a white woman who had married a native of the Society
Islands might be supposed to feel towards a white-skinned visitor from
the land of her youth. For Mrs Jerome had been reared a Churchwoman,
and having attaine